Sup Earth maggots? I bet you're all like "uuhhhh Super-Man, where you been at? I likez your blogz?" Well, idiots, I've saved the planet thrice, and the time stream frice. So, while all ya'll been strachtin' your butts and altering photos of birds so that they have arms (seriously: http://www.iywib.com/birds_with_arms.php), I've been doing shit. I've been so fucking busy that I forgot about the internet completely... actually that might be the Starro attached to me brain, I seem to be forgetting a lot of things recently...
Starro: Everyone is Doing it
Anyway, here's things that may or may not have happened since I went away:
- I left 142 flaming shits on the steps of Wayne Manor. ;)
- I killed a guy... with my BARE FISTS.
- I punched something (give or take 1 million things)
- I was a wrestler. LOL! SO GAY!
- I reversed the spin of the Earth by flying around it super fast to reverse time and prevent myself from eating at Applebees
- I farted.
- I died and then found myself dead. Yeah, it was... alright.
- I saw Larry Crowne (TIME TRAVEL BITCHES!)
- And lastly... I stopped this penny rainbow thief... thing (wtf?)
So as you can see, I was fucking busy. BACK OFF!
